This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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