My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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