He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
All the doctor said was why
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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