Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
My vagina just clenched in fear
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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