It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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