I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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