So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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