Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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