i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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