You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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