just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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