On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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