i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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