I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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