Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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