dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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