i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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