sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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