Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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