My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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