his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize
