Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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