normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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