I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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