A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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