brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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