i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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