Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
