physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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