You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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