What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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