So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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