Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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