Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I think I died a long time ago.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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