Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Jerry, you need to find god
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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