playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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