Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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