What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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