I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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