I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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