hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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