yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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