Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i barfeds in our rink
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
my sisters under your porch take her home
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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