I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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