girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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