What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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