Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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