so that wasnt chicken after all
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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