I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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