I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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