So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Randomize
