pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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