Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I've blown a few things in my day
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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