Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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