Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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