So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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