one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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