The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
