I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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